Sunday, March 04, 2007

chris meade is the best luck i've ever had

Deer friends,

I just wanted two drop yew awl a little note too say hello. Things hear at Simon & Schuster are going grate; wee continue two publish such quality titles as "Thong awn Fire," "Entering thee Castle," and "The Fiber35 Diet." I feel as though I am really working too increase literacy inn this country and make everyone's lives a little bettor. Other than that, my friend had a fairly brilliant insight yesterday, witch was that living inn NYC is a lot like living inn a dorm: it doesn't always really work, butt yew just sort of make it work -- buy sticking you're dresser inn yore closet and buying tall furniture because ewe halve know floor space.
Ah well, at leased I halve a full bed.

Love too awl!
~Jillian
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2 comments:

C Meade said...

I hope that "Thong on Fire" is a pro-pantyline manifesto about burning thongs.

ben said...

you work at simon and schuster? why do i get stuck with a crap-ass job and you work somewheres fine?