Today on the radio was a Seattle area radio personality for whom today was the penultimate day with his larynx. He has cancer and he's throwing a big party to issue his last words until maybe he has a talking robot.
"Ask the parents of the kids--they don't use their voices anymore, with this text messaging."
My girlfriend has decided to read a book by all of the nobel laureates (in literature)--I have tried mocking her mercilessly, but it appears only to have emboldened my enemy. Now, even when I am home at the same time as other people and they don't close themselves into other rooms or plug themselves into computers they pick up oversized chinese memoirs and if you tickle them look very cross and make huffing noises that you can see as pressure building in their eyeballs.
I tried to start smoking again because ben's advice seemed reasonable, except it appears that I'm now addicted to the self-love I feed myself for being a non-smoker. I've done this quitting thing several times, it usually helps to rekindle the romance as it were, but now my desire is kaput.
does anyone have opinions on bicycles?
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I like to go out dancing.
My baby loves a bunch of authors.
Chris, who are your mystery commenters? Why is your movie gone? What is happening?
I'm not sure of their identities nor their intentions. They also got Ben's last post.
There is a blues bar in greenville where people dance which is super sketchy and fun and where Mississippi Slim tells dirty jokes about parent/offspring "birds and bees" dialogue. Here is a short offering.
"A little boy asked his daddy, 'Daddy, what was you doin to mommy when she was makin all that noise?' and the daddy said 'Son, I was usin my lawn mo' to mo' yo mommy's lawn,'
The little boy said, 'shoot, daddy, that lawn must grow quick, cuse the milkman cut it the day before yesterday!' He said, 'Daddy, the milkman must have mo gas in his lawn mo', 'cause he mowed the back yard too!"
i, too, noticed the absence of the movie. and i think bicycles are underrated, along with mississippi and being the new girl. dressing like an adult, that's overrated.
don't let my brother hear you say that bicycles are overated. he lives on and by the bicycle. i do enjoye dressing as an adult in my own way. what i do not understand is how it is the 21st century and people still are incapable of manufacturing comfortable shoes. what the fuck.
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